1. We Can’t Stop – Miley Cyrus
It seems we can’t stop the train wreck that is Miley Cyrus. Is her new single, “We Can’t Stop,” about the inability to stop partying or does it illustrate the secret double life Hannah Montana was hiding from the rest of the world? Miley’s undeniable musical gift shines through in “We Can’t Stop,” evidenced by her extraordinary lyricism. Rhyming want with want? True art. Stop with stop? Revolutionary. Unfortunately for Miley and her friends the ones with alleged “big butts,” is mistaken in saying, “Only God can judge us,” There’s just one problem; here we are Miley. Judging you. Billy Ray must be so proud of Smiley Miley and her newest wholesome tween pop hit! Don’t worry Miley, we can stop listening to your awful song.
-Nikki Pietrus
2. Never Say Never – Justin Bieber
Hey Justin, how about you never sing ever. With a voice like Spongebob, how did you get a record deal? The fact that you made a song, “Never Say Never,” which had the word never like 100 times makes everyone frustrated. You know your song sucks when you have Jaden Smith rapping. Justin really, you couldn’t get anyone else. Justin Bieber has the whole world brainwashed, and he knows it. Barney makes better music than you.
-Joe Dixon
3.I Don’t Like (Explicit)- Chief Keef
I don’t like… Yep that pretty much sums up about how I feel about this song. But first off, it’s not even a song because all Chief Keef does is repeat himself because all Chief Keef does is repeat himself repeat himself repeats himself. That’s that stuff I don’t like. There’s a lot of things I don’t like but I’m not about to make a “song” about it because nobody cares. I don’t like this, I don’t like that, I don’t like blah blah blah.
-T.J. Walsh
Finding its way into the list is Taylor Swift’s new song, “22.” Okay Taylor, are we talking about your age, or the number of boyfriends you’ve had this year? “It feels like one of those night’s”, but how many of those nights did Taylor have? Oh right, 22. This song shows how all of these breakups have gotten to T-Swizzles to have multiple contradicting feelings all at once and pulling a one line bash against herself shows that someone much watch her health. Now please watch out for Taylor before she breaks into Harry Styles’ closet and steals another of his hats that was featured in the music video.
-Melissa Cardella
5. Hate Bein’ Sober (Explicit) – Chief Keef
In Hate Bein’ Sober by Chief Keef, he raps about his love for narcotics and his incapabilities to stay sober. His repetition becomes very annoying as he repeats that he “hates bein’ sober” numerous amounts of times. To have 50 Cent featured on the song must make the song only worth fifty cents, but go figure! Chief Keef, Wiz Khalifa and 50 Cent not having the ability to stay sober just doesn’t surprise anyone.
-Joe Serna
Well here’s another “great” song by Justin Bieber. Whispering his way through it, it’s questionable whether or not to like the inability of hearing him or be mad that you can’t hear his unbearable voice. With the extreme amounts of auto tune, and adding the words, swaggie, put the icing on top of the cake. This is my favorite Bieber song only because I don’t have to listen to his terrible voice. So keep on whispering Justin.
-Joe Serna
7. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together – Taylor Swift
“We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” by Taylor Swift has over a million hits on Youtube. What Taylor does best is make songs about all of her previous boyfriends that she had broken up with. Can she talk about something else? She has been all over the world with every guy she has dated. And having people in strange furry animal costumes in her music videos is just so unacceptable. Can she talk about something else? Taylor, please never ever sing about your ex’s again..like ever.
-Brenda Perez